| I know my wife is cheating on me but I don't care because I get two hours peace when she goes to the 'gym' |
| One night late at the office I popped in to get some paperwork. Whilst I was there I heard some grunting in a cupboard, I opened it and saw the IT guy in there with his man in his hand. He wasn't the prettiest and it wasn't the biggest but he was a very kind man. I finished him off without saying anything and left. We never spoke about this ever. |
| Someone I know is committing fraud and I know they'll get away with it. |
| My dog died and we had her cremated. My husband bought this god ugly urn for her ashes. I detested it that much I scraped the ashes out the log burner and mixed it with flour and plaster of Paris and put them in it. He thinks these are the dogs ashes 🤣 |
| I work at a large company, during covid everyone ended up working from home. over time i've been forgotten about but they're still paying me and no one has checked on me at all. |
| When I was younger I didn't like my mother so I used to spit in her tea thinking it would kill her. I was only about 7/8 at the time. |
| So my confession is when I got with my now husband after we had been together a few months his ex had messaged him out the blue asking for some of her DVDs back she left at the house and one of the two garden chairs. My now husband being the kind man he is agrees. Little does he know I scratched all the dvds and left notes on them for her after her being such a nasty individual during what should have been an amicable breakup 😂 |
| Told work I have IBS. I don't, I just miss my dog so much when im at work that I often check in on him on the doggy cam. I'm not allowed my phone out at work. |
| at a mates house back in the day, I was drunk so pissed in a lucozade bottle. When I got up the next morning I noticed the bottle had gone. It was on his bedside table and he had been drinking it |
